The Greenhouse Effect

Warmoesstraat 53
Reviews
16
Average score
6.6

Features
Sister Alcohol Bar
Snacks
Prerolled Joints
Pure Prerolled Joints
Vaporiser For Use
Bongs For Use
Space Products
Headshop
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dambuster

Member since: 2013-11-02 06:11:02
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 8.7 on 02-11-2013

People: Dutch / International
Music: Dance / House / Trance

Vibe & Decor: 8
Awesome lights and decor inside, a great window seat but the rest of the seating was small and basic. Every time iv been they have been playing some top notch drumnbass and jungle tunes!
Menu: 9
Decent selection of buds and hash and very good quality. They also offer a lot of different options on weights/prices, meaning you can buy exactly how much you want and are not restricted to 1g or 5g like most places.
Summary
One of the best coffeeshops in the city! Also have a great smoker friendly hotel and bar. For indica fans, the greenhouse special might just make you cream yourself a little!
Service: 9
Very friendly staff who go out there way to make you feel welcome even during busy periods. We had a right laugh with the English dealer!
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stoneygriffin

Member since: 2011-06-07 08:06:13
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 7 on 10-06-2011

People: Too Stoned To Remember
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 6
Maybe I am silly, but i thought this was supposed to be a greenhouse! ;-p j/k This place was pretty cool but the best thing I think it had going for it was the menu.
Menu: 8
I had a small spliff of Jack Herer. It was a very ampy high that took me to another level, have not felt that kind of mind wandering, almost uncontrollable nor did i realize how dilated my pupils were :-)
Summary
Service: 7
The O.J. (fresh squeezed all the way!) and Coffee Frijkryd were excellent! Service was quick and friendly.
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yosef77

Member since: 2010-07-26 18:12:53
Rating style: positive

Rated this coffeeshop with a 6.3 on 26-07-2010

People: Too Stoned To Remember
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 5
Pretty small inside, fairly chilled vibe though. Chairs were a bit like being at a kids birthday party though.
Menu: 10
Was pretty nice. The Greenhouse Effect Special is fucking lovely, and cheap to buy by the J!
Summary
I'd say, give it a try. But watch out for getting DVT sitting on the ridiculously small chairs. ;)
Service: 4
The guy was pretty rude about me not having change, so I was only able to get 1 prerolled. Shame really, cos I probably woulda got more if he wasnt too lazy to go get me some change.
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dASvITAMIN

Member since: 2008-06-02 11:40:54
Rating style: positive

Rated this coffeeshop with a 6.7 on 02-06-2008

People: Too Stoned To Remember
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 6
chillig aber nichts besonderes
Menu: 7
uhhhh lecker lecker hawaian snow
Summary
Service: 7
alle sehr net
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smokey

Member since: 2002-11-22 20:08:36
Rating style: critical

Rated this coffeeshop with a 1 on 23-03-2004

People: Too Stoned To Remember
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 1
the smaller coffeshop(not the big bar next door) was really shit. we went in and asked for some milkshakes. she assumed we wanted hash in them, "otherwise you'd be in macdonalds right?" NO! give me a cold fucking shake that doesnt taste like shit......
Menu: 1
.....too much to ask for though it was horrible. i was so stoned and i really want to punch her! the guy selling weed was an ugly english man. this place was on my mind all day. they treat you like shit because they dont think you will give them.....
Summary
.....that anyone could be that much of a dick to you. why? because she thinks im a 19 year old tourist who thinks its ok to be treated that way? dont go there- you've been warned.
Service: 1
....repeat business. well they are right, i will always tell people who are going to amsterdam to avoid this place as much as they can. and when i go back, i will certainly not go back. i really really hated this place, and i was just shocked.....
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itson_wibble

Member since: 2003-07-28 08:44:11
Rating style: critical

Rated this coffeeshop with a 3.7 on 28-07-2003

People: Dutch / International
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 4
I didn't really like this place. It was nice enough, good decor, a bit small.
Menu: 6
It was ok.
Summary
I didn't like the nonchalant attitude of the dealer. I just felt like yet another mug stoned off his face who had invaded his C/S. I didn't feel welcome in any way.
Service: 1
The dealer was a bit of a nobber. We had travelled for 18 hours on a coach we had been awake for well over 36 hours, I had contacts in and my eyes were understandably not looking too good, and this geezer starts taking the piss before I'd even said a word.
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bluediamond84106

Member since: 2003-07-01 11:28:31
Rating style: critical

Rated this coffeeshop with a 9 on 20-07-2003

People: Cool
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 8
small but mighty in the smoke division. People were freindly and helpful with the choices we made.
Menu: 9
the superskunk is always good but do try the house blend and the black ming. If they dont have it then you don't need it.
Summary
Your not in Kansas anymore Dorthy!
Service: 10
A huge Thank You to James at the Greenhouse Effect Hotel for making our stay a very pleasent one. We had the Jungle Book room . James made us feel right at home and the info he gave us helped our trip to the beautiful city of Amsterdam be a quite memorable trip. We shall never forget his kindness and the kindness of the others who work there.
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Moleman

Member since: 2003-07-05 00:35:07
Rating style: critical

Rated this coffeeshop with a 5.7 on 05-07-2003

People: Dutch / International
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 7
Very narrow shop, difficult to get by everyone. Good tunes however and good selection of bongs and good tunes.
Menu: 6
The house and green bio were both top notch, but beware of their pre-rolled joints cause there was absolutely no weed in them. Definitely try the vaporizer
Summary
Not a bad shop but nothing special, go to grey area or abraxis instead.
Service: 4
The dealer was pretty dick and was too messed up to talk.
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GRASS

Member since: 2003-03-11 02:39:11
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 8 on 11-03-2003

People: Trendy
Music: Dance / House / Trance

Vibe & Decor: 8
nice decor and atmosphere
Menu: 8
u will pay a fair bit for it but you'll get your money's worth
Summary
can be very busy often standing room only was playing jungle last time i was in there.
Service: 8
service is friendly
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Bellybutton

Member since: 2002-11-11 22:31:50
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 8.3 on 11-11-2002

People: Tourists
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 7
Your average coffeeshop. Nothing to complain about, though. Very narrow as you walk to the counter.
Menu: 8
Tried the Thai. Very good. They seemed to have a good selection, too.
Summary
I stayed at their hotel. The rooms are themed. I stayed in the Red Light room. One of the few single rooms in the city. Good price I thought. I'd stay there again. Stay there only if you're into the serious nightlife as it's located on one of the busiest streets in the red light district.
Service: 10
Always treated very well.
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flashback96

Member since: 2002-11-06 23:34:16
Rating style: positive

Rated this coffeeshop with a 7.7 on 07-11-2002

People: Too Stoned To Remember
Music: Too Stoned To Remember

Vibe & Decor: 6
We ducked into the bar on a soaking wet night to escape to crowds of crack 'eds. VERY chilled, loved it. Coffee shop has unusal long and thin layout, but we sat by the counter. Not very chilled, but good for a hard cane.
Menu: 9
Some pretty low-quality weed offerings, but I liked Bio-effect. Lovely selection of hash, if a tad pricey. Himalya Cream was a good compormise between price and quality.
Summary
Although plagued by it's Warmeostraat location, I liked the Greenhouse Effect. The hash selection got me super chilled. I'd recommend buying your gear and having a quick coffee in the actual shop, then moving to the chilled and friendly bar for a proper smoke. The vapouriser is also a top-dollar amenity.
Service: 8
The dealer with the ginger hair was an absolute star, and he didn't mind us taking full advantage of the Volcano vapouriser, showing us how it worked. Nice drinks too.
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outlando

Member since: 2002-05-12 10:40:25
Rating style: positive

Rated this coffeeshop with a 8.7 on 12-05-2002

People: Cool
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 8
We stayed in the hotel here. The vibe was superb, especially in the evening (although the glitter balls in the bar could be dispensed with). Good music, friendly surroundings. Too many mirrors in the coffeeshop itself, but they did make it look bigger
Menu: 9
Some excellent choices on the menu, I'd like to visit again to see what's "in season".
Summary
Overall a pleasant experience, plus there's a window seat. There's nothing quite like sitting with a spliff and watching the world go by!
Service: 9
The service was efficient, quick and friendly. Really enjoyed the stay
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mistyred

Member since: 2002-03-25 18:32:55
Rating style: positive

Rated this coffeeshop with a 8.3 on 25-03-2002

People: Cool
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 9
Small, done this a greeen house, chilled in the day. Can get crouded by night. Best seat by the window inthe summer.
Menu: 8
Good menu , nice hash. Cool dealers , all done on computer.
Summary
Service: 8
Staff are cool, very helpfull, Only one working at a time so busy people.
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JoyBoy

Member since: 2002-02-22 19:03:39
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 7 on 26-02-2002

People: Dutch / International
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 7
This is a pretty good setup right on Warmoestraat. Comfortable place to duck into in a sudden shower or if you're tooling around before the other places open up for the day.
Menu: 7
My first trip in Y2K, they had Bubblegum, that was the best of the entire trip. Went back last year and they had some perfectly decent Northern Lights, but no real connoisseur type stuff. Guess you just have to hit them at the right time.
Summary
I have kind of a soft spot in my heart for this place, and will continue to see what's good there to smoke. They've been one shop open when I hit town early in the morn fresh off the tran-Atlantic redeye. Good location close to CS on edge of RLD.
Service: 7
I liked the service. Nothing warm and fuzzy, but courteous and correct. You get served, and not ignored. They also have beer at reasonable prices and good coffee. I once witnessed the barmaid actually cleaning the house bongs.
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stoned_guy_in_los_angeles

Member since: 2002-01-11 01:40:48
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 3.7 on 13-01-2002

People: Tourists
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 5
Over crowded. Over crowded. No seats, hot, noisey, sticky. Not good.
Menu: 2
Weighed out with a computer for ultimate exactness. I bought 2 varieties and both were not worth the price.
Summary
Overall this coffeeshop had a very corporate feel. Like profits before customers. Definetely NOT part of the very good GREEN HOUSE chain.
Service: 4
"Stuffed-shirt" comes to mind.
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J_SGuide

Member since: 2001-12-10 05:21:08
Rating style: neutral

Rated this coffeeshop with a 6.3 on 11-12-2001

People: Tourists
Music: Mixed

Vibe & Decor: 7
You can tell this is NOT part of the other Greenhouse coffeeshop. Just not the same style.
Menu: 7
Nice selection.
Summary
Service: 5
Depending who's working you can get great service or service with an attitude.